One Two
By Shel Silverstein
1: One, two, buckle my shoe.
2,3: Buckle your own shoe!
1: Who said that?
3: We did!
2: What are you doing with those silly buckles on your shoes anyway?
1: Three, four, shut the door.
2: You shut it! You opened it!
1: Errrr...five, six, pick up sticks?
3: Why should we pick them up? Do you think we're your slaves?
2 (Making fun of 1): Buckle my shoe!
3 (Making fun of 1): Shut the door!
2 (Making fun of 1): Pick up sticks!
3: Next thing you'll be telling us to lay them straight.
1: Nine, ten, a big fat....oh, never mind!
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